So how am I handling my 30 day guyatus? I still think all men suck- except for those I call friends and I can't date them because, well they are my friends and some of them are married or will be very shortly [PAKISTAN 2006- YES!]. It's a little scary because I'm beginning to feel I just cannot trust most guys. And why should I? Look at my track record. But then maybe it's not them, it's me- in the sense that I am clearly going for the wrong kind of guy. I think that's what I need to figure out- how to distinguish the wrong guy from the right guy. And it's not as easy as it looks, I mean it's not like I'm going for crack dealing pimps [ well there was that one time]. Unfortunately it's far more subtle than that. Hence my extreme frustration. Ok, let's see what do I want in a man.
1. He has to know that sometimes when I say I'm ok I'm lying through my teeth, not because I'm trying to be annoying, but because I don't know how to express myself. He has to be able to get me to talk at these times and cut through my bull shit.
2. I wanted to be treated like a princess- but it really doesn't need to be (and shouldn't be) all the time. I want to know he's thinking about me when I'm not with him because I am.
3. He has to understand my humour. I have little shame, and my humour borders on offensive at times [thanks to Spanky, the Fireman and the Friend- I love you all!] but it's all in good fun in the end.
4. He has to be ok with giving me massages. I'm a massage slut.
5. I am not a jealous person, that does not mean I don't get jealous and so I understand a little bit of jealousy. He needs to understand that my guy friends are just that, if we begin to fight over that, or if he believes I'm checking out guys whenever we are walking together and accuses me of it every single time then forget him.
6. He has to get along with my friends and my friends have to like him [b/c clearly I have no idea what is good for me]
We'll start with that.
Munna Bhai MBBS
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